Old habits die hard, and when you’re an ex-pro-Dominatrix, recently turned Christian, one has a lot of thinking to do, when it comes to what one can, and can not, do any longer.

A friend of mine is such a critter, and she and I have some….. interesting….. conversations. We’ll call her Joy. Because, well, besides for the fact she likes to kick men in the balls, she is a joy.

The other day Joy says to me: ” ‘K’ wants to come over for some ball-busting.”

I blink. I blink again. Commence rapid eyelid blinking.

“He wants you to kick him in the balls?” I ask, almost afraid of the answer.

“Yup.”

“And just how many times do you kick him in the balls?”

“Oh, that depends, fifty, sometimes a hundred or more.” My jaw drops. “But you know? I just don’t know if I’m supposed to be doing that anymore, since I’m a practicing Christian and all now,” says Joy. “It’s not like we’re going to have sex or nothin, all I’m gonna do is kick him in the nuts.”

“I see your delimma,” I reply, nodding somberly. “But you know Joy, I don’t recall anything taught in Sunday School that says a woman can’t kick a man in the balls, especially if he wants her to.”

“Yeah, I know,” sighs Joy. “I probably won’t tell my preacher, though.”

“Naw, that probably wouldn’t be a good idea,” says I.

See what I mean, when I say it’s tough trying to figure stuff out about what we can and can’t do, now? There’s your perfect example. I’m pretty sure there’s nothing in the Bible about ball-busting, nor do I think the Pope is going to come out with any proclamation on the matter anytime soon, either.

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Current Mood: Happy

My dear friend and craft sister, Broceliand, had to have a little chat with me about this whole conversion thing. “You could be a Christian Witch, you know, Selch. I have a student who is such,” and proceeded to give me the reasons why I could still practice magic.

Eh, I ain’t buying it.

The Bible is pretty clear on this point: sorcery is a no-no. Most of the verses condeming witchcraft are from the Old Testament not the New, this is true, but I’m pretty sure the Priests would frown on it anyway.

I can’t deny, I do have some psychic ability that I was born with. I can’t help that anymore than the fact that I was born with brown eyes, or have freckles. And that fact alone, to some Christians, would label me as a witch. I can’t help ignorant people who choose to remain ignorant.

I can choose not to actively participate in prognostication and magic. But why would I NOT choose to do these things, you ask, if I know how to do them?

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